October 2010
“Even on the internet, you wouldn’t find any people who agree with you....”
– solvent90
Oh, you "cheap" airlines, you.
shuttlebus at airport: *unloads passengers in front of plane*
passenger zero: *tries to board*
passenger zero: *gets walked back outside*
passenger zero: Um, I hear this is the wrong plane?
shuttlebus: ...
japanese businessman: This is like a taxi!
yours truly: And not even a good one!
: :
monanotlisa: Mhh, thanks for feeding me.
ciderpress: Well, you fed yourself. I didn't really feed you like a baby bird. *motions*
monanotlisa: Hey, not that far off, what with you playing that Aggressive Birds game--
ciderpress: LOL! Angry Birds!
monanotlisa: Whatever.
ciderpress: Put THAT on tumblr!
To my defence, it was 11am.
Boss's Assistant: I called the super-secret one 'Project Muffin' for internal ease of recognition.
Moi: Now I'm hungry!
Boss's Assistant: Well, I named it after my hamster.
Moi: Mmm, tasty hamster...
Boss's Assistant: *pointed silence*
Gotta love your straight friends
monanotmona: So hey, the Saturday after the next, Girls' Night In with the whole bunch - since I'll be coming by car, can I spend the night at your place?
monanotlisa: Sure thing! You can either have the couch, being small...if not as tiny as the Anglo girls I had over. Could always take the other side of my bed. We have, after all, already shared a bed.
monanotmona: ...we have?! Did we wake up naked?!
monanotlisa: Well, alcohol IS an evil brew.
monanotmona: ...
monanotlisa: Ahahah. We were fully clothed! It was for that skiing-type event-thing!
monanotmona: Right. I totally remember. Now.
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