Not only will this be a confusing experience, but we’ll all probably die
…I’m probably going to learn things that I never wanted to know. Ever.
Artemis is teaching me sex ed.
Marceline teaching sex ed is kinda a scary thought.
Dick Grayson is now teaching me about sex… I’m surprisingly okay with this.
Sheldon Cooper is my sex ed teacher… can you say awkward?
Christi from Dance Moms, OMFG, that would be the best sex ed class ever.
I’m not sure whether I should be scared, or be disappointed that I’m no longer in school.
Scratch that. I’m disappointed I’m no longer in school.
Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad?!? This will be hilarious. Shit if I read this last night it would have been Captain Jack Harkness or Donna Noble.
The 10th Doctor. Hells yeah.
I.. Seven of Nine?
… oh god.
Astrid Farnsworth (Our Universe)
Oh god, this is awkward. I hate having crushes on teachers, especially sex ed ones. Also I’m not sure I wanna learn about fringe scientific sex. D:
Abby Scuito from NCIS. That would be awesome.
Olivia Dunham of Fringe fame. To quote a certain young character sans pants when faced with her: I’d love it. She’d be good at it too — basically enter the classroom, nod amiably at everybody, and say, “Hi there, I know some of you will find it hilarious and exciting that I am teaching you sex ed, but just as a reminder, I have a gun to shoot you with, a badge to get out of that, and am perfectly willing to use both.”