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OH GOD EMMETT FROM QUEER AS FOLK US

EITHER THE WORST OR THE BEST SEX ED EVER

… TFP Breakdown

Not only will this be a confusing experience, but we’ll all probably die

Dean Winchester.

…I’m probably going to learn things that I never wanted to know. Ever.

Artemis is teaching me sex ed.

AWKWARD

Marceline teaching sex ed is kinda a scary thought.

Dick Grayson is now teaching me about sex… I’m surprisingly okay with this.

Sheldon Cooper is my sex ed teacher… can you say awkward?

Christi from Dance Moms, OMFG, that would be the best sex ed class ever. 

Dean Winchester

I’m not sure whether I should be scared, or be disappointed that I’m no longer in school.

Scratch that. I’m disappointed I’m no longer in school.

Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad?!? This will be hilarious. Shit if I read this last night it would have been Captain Jack Harkness or Donna Noble.

The 10th Doctor. Hells yeah. 

I.. Seven of Nine?

… oh god.

Astrid Farnsworth (Our Universe)

Oh god, this is awkward. I hate having crushes on teachers, especially sex ed ones. Also I’m not sure I wanna learn about fringe scientific sex. D:

Abby Scuito from NCIS. That would be awesome.

Olivia Dunham of Fringe fame. To quote a certain young character sans pants when faced with her: I’d love it. She’d be good at it too — basically enter the classroom, nod amiably at everybody, and say, “Hi there, I know some of you will find it hilarious and exciting that I am teaching you sex ed, but just as a reminder, I have a gun to shoot you with, a badge to get out of that, and am perfectly willing to use both.”

She’d be bluffing, of course. Maybe. Most likely…

  1. macapan reblogged this from humbly-unapologetic and added:
    Bringing this back and adding: Stiles Stilinski. Holy fuck, if you thought the history of the male circumcision was bad…
  2. faded-moon reblogged this from badlittleboyy and added:
    //www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7u9Y71OqoY
  3. i-ll-be-dead-but-never-dying reblogged this from hey-thats-my-hat and added:
    Carl the old man from UP…..
  4. hey-thats-my-hat reblogged this from steeltrewq and added:
    Doctor Corday/River Song, I approve of this
  5. it-hurts-because-it-mattered reblogged this from mrskili and added:
    Chloe Sullivan… Oh wow. 0.0 That’s just all kinds of awkward. She’d probably be really good at it though, she’s amazing...
  6. steeltrewq reblogged this from myujikkuchan
  7. samsmine reblogged this from fandommember and added:
    Damon Salvatore. He can educate me anytime
  8. captain-jack-starkness reblogged this from fandommember and added:
    Dean Winchester? I AM SO FUCKING DOWN FOR THAT
  9. unsung-memories reblogged this from fandommember and added:
    …Arthur Pendragon. o.o’
  10. myujikkuchan reblogged this from fandommember and added:
    River Song. This should be iiiiiiinteresting…
  11. fandommember reblogged this from x-astudyinfandoms-x
  12. x-astudyinfandoms-x reblogged this from phoenixfeathersinupdrafts and added:
    Sherlock Holmes!!!!!!!! yes!
  13. duchessofankh reblogged this from roruna and added:
    Fuck. Arkwright from Open All Hours. Bloody funny though.
  14. 1writerintraining1 reblogged this from je-suis-chaud
  15. je-suis-chaud reblogged this from thanksfortheuniverse and added:
    Captain Jack Harkness.
  16. thanksfortheuniverse reblogged this from chicken-in-a-basket and added:
    GABRIEL? AW YISS!
  17. forbennett reblogged this from jaureguiis and added:
    Cordelia Chase would my sex ed teacher. This should be good. She knows a lot about sex (I think), would be brutally...
  18. get-outta-heyah reblogged this from biggerbadderlatterday and added:
    Tom Kenny? Oh okay…
  19. biggerbadderlatterday reblogged this from do-not-open-til-christmas and added:
    Bryan Collinsahahah cute.
  20. lordjaguar reblogged this from the-art-pimpette and added:
    Ummm… that would be kind of interesting and perhaps weird as all hell. Dr. Who as my sex ed teacher… er…
  21. the-art-pimpette reblogged this from stealingyoursanity and added:
    Sebastian Michaelis I AM SO
  22. anundine reblogged this from sidekickdisaproves and added:
    TOS Spock. Educational, yet hilariously horrifying.
  23. symbiotictoxin reblogged this from stealingyoursanity and added:
    Rick Grimes… Hope he’ll teach me how to not end up having a kid who’ll have to kill my wife.
  24. stealingyoursanity reblogged this from chicken-in-a-basket and added:
    Yusuke Urameshi ………. A 15 year old sex ed teacher. OK THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS.
  25. emmakeepsswimming reblogged this from please-stahp
  26. allanplusdale reblogged this from 5picymarmalade and added:
    Sister Mary Eunice. Not bad….
  27. mydamnsunshine reblogged this from 5picymarmalade and added:
    Charlie Eppes…? Whoa he’s gonna show us percentages of STD and pregnancy isn’t he?
  28. candycanine reblogged this from 5picymarmalade and added:
    Uther Pendragon, heaven help me.
  29. ymas-are-on-fire reblogged this from 5picymarmalade and added:
    Vlad from Young Dracula… Yeeeeah
  30. 5picymarmalade reblogged this from tobedart and added:
    Daryl…..
  31. tobedart reblogged this from elementaryprosody and added:
    ………Simon Tam (Firefly)………..
  32. elementaryprosody reblogged this from taurustic and added:
    ^ I’m jealous! Stan Marsh (South Park). Sometimes misguided but all in all probably not the worst choice? I never had...
  33. taurustic reblogged this from charmeandering and added:
    Oh, Spock.
  34. dreamingofabluehanukkah reblogged this from charmeandering and added:
    Aidan Turner from Being Human (UK). I’m sure the lesson will consist of “try not to drain their body of blood during...
  35. charmeandering reblogged this from jellybabiestomanual and added:
    SHERLOCK FROM ELEMENTARY best class ever
  36. please-stahp reblogged this from iloveyou-quiteindeedly and added:
    spongebob, patrick, and squirtward it’s gonna e a four way
  37. iloveyou-quiteindeedly reblogged this from gruffen and added:
    Michael Scott from “The Office”… oh my god